Donkey Riding
About
Were you ever in Quebec
Stowin' timber on the deck?
Where ye break yer bleedin' neck
Ridin' on a Donkey!
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Way O and away we go
Donkey riding, donkey riding
Way O and away we go
Ridin' on a donkey
Were you ever off the Horn
Where it's always fine and warm?
Where's there's a lion and a unicorn
Ridin' on a donkey
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Were you ever in Cardiff Bay
Where the folks all shout, "Hooray!"?
Here comes Johnny with his six months pay
Ridin' on a donkey
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Were you ever in Timbucktoo
Where the gals are black and blue?
And they wriggle their arses, too
Ridin' on a donkey
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Were you ever in Vallipo
Where the gals put on a show?
Wriggle their arse with a roll and go
Ridin' on a Donkey
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Wuz ye ever down Mobile Bay
Screwin' cotton all the day?
A dollar a day is a white man's pay
Ridin' on a donkey
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Wuz ye ever in Canton
Where the men wear pigtails long,
And the gals play hong-ki-kong?
Ridin' on a donkey
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Wuz ye ever in in Mirramashee
Where ye tie up to a tree,
An' the skeeters fo bite we?
Ridin' on a donkey
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Wuz ye ever on the Broomielaw
Where the Yanks are all the go,
An' the boys dance heel an' toe?
Ridin' on a donkey
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